In times of trouble you can count on your self. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.” ― Robert Orben, “Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” ― Judith Viorst, “The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.” ― Sandra Boynton, “The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.” – Thomas Jefferson, “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson, “What use are cartridges in battle? It turns out your memory isn’t the precise court stenographer you think it is, getting every word down just so. To count is very important. So who’s the idiot now?”, “She said she could no longer live in New York, that she was being tormented day and night by some obsessive stalker. I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. It's the first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a hail Mary? They only talk to them at the end of the song. Count Chocula! But Norm evades me. You better lock it up. Most musicians count at the beginning, and never count and talk to their musicians after that. Witness: Come quick, officer; we just found Captain Crunch, Count Chocula and Tony the Tiger. Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of. The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Dont count the miles. It is a problem I’ve never encountered as a ghost, and I need to truly become him to finish the book. Count your blessings. But it will all soon be over and he’ll be a ranch hand in Montana, and the head ranch hand too. I don’t know what it means, but I know that I hate it.”, “Earlier this week, Marlon Brando met with Jewish leaders to apologize for comments he made on Larry King Live, among them that “Hollywood is run by Jews.” The Jewish leaders accepted the actor’s apology and announced that Brando is now free to work again.”, “Then he unsmiled his lips and got real plural on me. In times of sorrow you can count on your Father. When I count my blessings, I count you twice. What could I do? Maybe if we had a writer's strike now, people would have to read Shakespeare instead of James Patterson.”, “That’s where I found him, making a living underneath the Queensboro Bridge, jerking off punks for fifteen dollars a man.”, “Well, the results are in, and once again Microsoft CEO Bill Gates is the richest man in America. Home » Quotes » 30 Funny Chocolate Sayings and Famous Quotes. It must be because I hate him with such intensity.”, “All former shoeshine boys tell fictitious tales and resort to petty thievery.”, “As Adolf Hitler once said, all publicity is good publicity.”, We’d love your help. Count your joys instead of your woes; count your friends instead of your foes. Life sure is funny that way.”, “A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”, “Long after I left the segment, the term “fake news” became the ordinary way to describe what was done on SNL as well as The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Count your nights by stars, not shadows; count your life with smiles, not tears. Gates says he is grateful for his huge financial success, but it still makes him sad when he looks around and sees other people with any money whatsoever.”, “Now that all hope is gone, a deep relief has taken its place, and I allow myself to enjoy it before the despair sets in.”, “How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?”, “It’s funny how something as small as the news of a teenager being slaughtered and tossed in a ravine can be enough to lift the spirits of an entire set full of important Hollywood people.”, “The only time having a cult following is a great thing is when you are actually in a cult.”, “Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. ', 'I could not ignore their withering glances. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. We've rocked them all. Be the first to learn about new releases! A cowboy hat.”, “And you’d correct him, but the thing is, you’re not sure you remember it a hundred percent accurately yourself. Jeremy Grey . Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. The word majesty was now dropped; but, with the deepest respect and humility, I was addressed as the count. I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Count Choculitis.Why did you write that down, Jim? And it’s so stupid to try anyway, because if the stupid book is any good they’ll make a TV movie out of it and then you can watch that instead”, “When I was right beside Ben Matlock, I threw the Archie comic away and grabbed the biggest, thickest book I could find and turned to a random page. It could be a march; it could be a rally, even a brief one. I accepted the title, and from that moment I was known as Count Peter. ', and 'Women are attracted to funny men, it is often said. In times of desaster you can count on your friends. Then I loudly said, “What the fuck? Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll. You know the kind. Cause He's got 99 problems but fiber ain't one. Is it because you know I love Count Chocula? I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Showing search results for "Count Chocula" sorted by relevance. And hope is a wonderful thing to be addicted to.”, “The plain truth is that Adam Eget is an alcoholic and that’s why he doesn’t drink. I think we have a cereal killer on our hands. I’d rather fall in chocolate.” -Tori Mason, “Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.” ― Dave Barry, From Disabled and $500k in Debt to a Pro Blogger with 5 Million Monthly Visitors, 30 Funny Chocolate Sayings and Famous Quotes, "From Disabled and $500k in Debt to a Pro Blogger with 5 Million Monthly Visitors. But chocolate’s chocolate.” – Patrick Skene Catling, “Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? It has always been my great gift, the ability to find a person’s essence. Try that sometime. You're part of something, and you suddenly realize you count. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? It only appears this way because women laugh at everything a very handsome man says. Usually you can’t even understand their stupid titles, and when you try to read them you get one word in and get really sleepy. I certainly didn’t see that shit coming.” Ben Matlock turned his back to me.”, “On the final night, Adam Sandler told me the following season would be a rough, divisive one, and he wanted to know which side I’d take.