Patrick: Oh yeah. [sips his drink] Episode №: I was in that scrap. I've got to go pick a fight with a muscular stranger! I will just use this changing tent here to change into my bathing suit. (Reg pulls SpongeBob's hair but it is still attached to his head, it's real hair), Reg: Aha! (her arms come out of the ground and squish SpongeBob's face) I'm very sandy. 2002 [big, green fish looks at his left arm that has a SpongeBob tattoo on it] Reg: Hold it, you two! General (kicks the bag). March 15, 2002See more... September 10, 2003 January 27, 2009 Tough Fish #1: How tough am I? Carson KuglerCaleb MeurerWilliam Reiss [strains to open it, but he can't] If I could just run this under some hot water... SpongeBob: Weenie Hut Jr's? ‣ Casualties of Love B - Mladen Franko ["Nobody calls me Tubby!"] Patrick: Hey, that's not a bad idea! Reg: Oh no, sorry, I was actually pointing at the place next to it. [groans] What happened? Sandy walks up to Reg) Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. Patrick: Who, me? (softly) Ready to get it on. Patrick: Barnacles! Production code: (the hair does not come off. Previous I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury. Later, it then says "MOM" again, and then just scribbles. Scene cuts to Sandy wheeling SpongeBob on a gurney in front of the doctor] See ya inside, SpongeBob! (flexes even more, created more muscles on his previous ones) You need to have muscles on your eyeballs. SpongeBob look-alike: Doubt it -- I'm a drifter -- just blew into town. Reg becomes amazed about SpongeBob beating up Patrick without even touching him and finally allows him to enter The Salty Spitoon. Transcript; Add translations. Tom: Way to go, buddy. ... No weenies allowed - SpongeBob in real life - Duration: 0:52. It took us three days to make that potato salad-- (SpongeBob jumps away) three days! ‣ Witty Fellow - Gerhard Trede [drifter] SpongeBob walks up with a clown wig on] The scene where Sandy rips Reg's "Mom" tattoo and replaces it upside down with the word "Wow.". (Reg takes the wig off SpongeBob's head. Nerd #1: How's your collection coming along? A joyful SpongeBob runs inside the club, but he slips on an ice cube and falls, putting him in the hospital. He wasn't bald. Lou: Woo! [spins his legs, then his hands, and then cracks his fingers, but they are snapped in half. Patrick: No, SpongeBob, you can't. Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon, a luxurious oasis of sand and sea. SpongeBob dances] Sandy: SpongeBob's actin' jumpier than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel. [Scene cuts to SpongeBob sitting in a seat at Weenie Hut Jr's] Sandy? Shaved — that's a hairdo. "Can You Spare a Dime?" [He dusts his clothes using his hands] [computer beeps and shows a picture of a hot dog weenie with the word "YES" below it] He's not botherin' anybody. Scene cuts to an ambulance driving down the street with SpongeBob in bandages and Sandy by his side] Sandy? Drifter: What's shakin', my man? SpongeBob later goes to Super Weenie Hut Jr's with Patrick in ", The title card is a reference to the "No Parking Allowed", The scene where SpongeBob beats up Patrick without even touching him is an homage to the. Episode №: Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. She's "Sandy." Nerd #1: Actually, they moved Double Weenie Wednesday to Friday. Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon, a luxurious oasis of sand and sea. Tom: Way to go, buddy. SpongeBob: Yeah, you. Go ahead. And since when did I acquire all these portraits of d*cks? SpongeBob: [muffled laughter] Great minds think alike, I suppose. Nerd #1: Uhh, that's now on Sunday. [line moves up] Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. Tough Fish #7: I ain't callin' you for dinner! SpongeBob: [laughs] Oh, I'll be changing, alright, but not into a bathing suit. Sandy: Looks like a rip-snortin' good time, SpongeBob! Hi-yah! Only the baddest of the bad can get in. SpongeBob: Wait, Patrick, you're supposed to let me win, remember? This page has been accessed 11,672 times. [two start fighting. Reg: (lets a fish walk in) Go ahead. [puts on his karate gloves that was in the bag] Sandy won't beat me this time, because I've got the elements on my side. When you get in a real fight, then we'll talk. Robot: I have a suggestion. Nerd #3: Super Weenie Hut Jr's has a Mega Weenie Monday. [rips SpongeBob off his arm] Go ahead in. [rips off one of his tattoos that says "MOM" and puts it upside down back where it was. Sandy: Hi-yah! (moves his arm, which makes the seahorse tattoo wiggle), Reg: (chuckles) Yeah. Hi-yah! This is the happiest day of my life! Paul TibbittKent Osborne Nerd #1: Uhh, no, you're thinking of Monster Weenie Monday. [a strong, orange fish walks up] Drifter: What're you talking about? Reg: Ah, you can go in. The track ". Reg: Uhh. Sandy: How tough am I? Oh, brother. SpongeBob: I did? SpongeBob: Hey, everybody, what's goin' on? [SpongeBob walks up to Patrick] I happen to be a world championship...uhh... (looks at his hand , which has writing on it) ...kick boxer. [runs off. This place is too tough for you, little man. SpongeBob: I may be down, but I'm not out! This episode spawned several Internet memes, including: The part where SpongeBob says "I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes.". Hey, what about that one? I think you guys want that hospital butterfly doctor. Sandy comes and asks what they are standing in line for and the man says they are waiting in line for The Salty Spitoon, the toughest sailor club in Bikini Bottom, which only the toughest fish can get in.