You are depriving some village somewhere of an idiot. "May something bad befall you, like an onion falling on your head. This would be most fun if the bard had to roll d100, and had no control over which one came out. One constantly critted, I believe 4 times in a single fight. To celebrate 100,000 Youtube subscribers, this is a video of Ginny Di reciting 100 Dungeons & Dragons themed insults.You may recall her previously posted 50 Dungeons & Dragons themed pick-up lines.So now when you're tossing back some ales at the local tavern you should have enough lines necessary to speak entirely in Dungeons & Dragons themes, regardless of the circumstance. "Normally I don't insult people as intelligent as you, but I'll make an exception in your case. You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the bottom. ", "Please, I'm curious: Did it take practice to be this much of a failure or does it come naturally to you? Im just waiting for the right moment. "Wow! You're about to meet them. "You are a person of rare intelligence. ", 69 If I were you, I'd go and get my money back for that remove curse spell! Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence? If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich. ", Ordinarily people live and learn. In fact in your case they’re nothing. I'm sure the God of [ Clumsy, Stupid, Ugly ] appreciates your devotion. Didn't there used to be like twice as many of you guys? Everyone who ever loved you was wrong. Whomever is willing to have sex with you, is just too lazy to jerk off! 1. So now when you're tossing back some ales at the local tavern you should have enough lines necessary to speak entirely in Dungeons & Dragons themes, regardless of the circumstance. Let me say this in a language you can understand, grunts annoyingly. "They say the gods make no mistakes, but you are proof otherwise. 97 By the gods your ugly, I bet your father regrets not pulling out when he had the chance! If I knew darkvision ment I still had to look at your ugly mug at night I'd have rolled human! ", Enjoy. ", Your challenge rating has to be in the negatives. "You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you'd make a spoon jealous. 05 I don't know whether to use charm person or hold monster! Why do you have to be so tall? Ginny Di is a cosplayer, singer, youtuber, and professional nerd.. How is that NOT evil? "You are aware that people simply tolerate you? I have one, but I think it may need a little help with the phrasing to make it better. Have you just cast stinking cloud or do you always smell like that! New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. "You fight like a dairy farmer! Do you have a pen? Animal friendship was the only way your parents could get puppies to play with you! ", Are you made out of gold? Elderberries would be an improvement! ", We dubbed him Crit Wolf. ", Of course I talk like an idiot. ", Hahaha didn't think so! You're shit at this!". It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level! ", ", I’m sorry for your loss! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. They say every rose has its thorn, ain't that right, buttercup! "I bet you didn't even realize this was an insult! Agh! Even evard's black tentacles wouldn't touch something as gross as you! These products were created by scanning an original printed edition. 9 months of effort to bring you into the world, and it'll only take me a few moments to remove you from it. You just keep on living. OMG. ", 81 I was wondering what you are, you're fat enough to be an ogre, but I've never seen an ogre THAT ugly before! Edit: Specifically it was him in the titular role of the "Black Adder" in the show "The Black Adder". My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard! Feel free to roll for a random insult, hand pick out the one that works best for the situation at hand, or simple use them to inspire your own inner bard, so that you can add some much-needed laughter to everyone's day. I’m trying to think of ways to mock you, but in your case they’d be flattery. Your mother is really disappointed in your life choices. Ugh. I'm glad you're tall...It means there's more of you I can despise! You did way better than I thought you would do. Your mother was a kobold and your father smelled of elderberry! I honestly dont dare to read it all. "Your wit has never been matched. }, 100 Gnomish Inventions Where Safety Was Clearly An Afterthought, 100 Annoying and Unhelpful NPCs (That your PCs will probably murder). You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. Damn, you're ugly enough to collect warlock autographs(likening them to a fiend or cthulu). Quick grab some fire...no wait, it's ok, it's not an actual troll! ", In fact in your case they’re nothing. You have the dexterity of a rhino! Your lack of personal hygene doesn't require a perception check! "Oh come on Perry the Platypus, I HAVE JUST INSULTED THE MACARONI AND CHEESE RECIPE OF A WHALE!! "Someone done blowed out your kindling. One's a stinking ugly monster, and the other is a troll! Vicious Mockery 5e. ", 37 Your very existence is an insult to all! One-click unsubscribe later if you don't enjoy the newsletter. You have the dexterity of a rhino! "If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re invulnerable. Show us you can do better. "[In a mildly racist French accent] Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! 93 Stop me if you've heard this one. For more information, see our Privacy Statement. /gs_flipbook/flip.php?xml=/demo_xml/326172.xml&w=500&h=324, https://watermark.dmsguild.com/pdf_previews/326172-sample.pdf, Customers Who Bought this Title also Purchased. 86 If this fight gets any harder, I'll have to switch it up to folk music! ", Let me guess, you have a great personality. This is the 'Cutie Marks And Dragons' set, a My Little Pony/Dungeons & Dragons crossover collection. I don't see any other way you could cover up those horrendous blemishes. Congratulations. 08 You are the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupidly! How else could you understand me? We're you once hit by a melf's acid arrow or have you always looked like a half eaten marrow! "Let me say this in a language you can understand, grunts annoyingly. As a nerdfighter, this makes me swell with pride. I used the insults from the Vicious Mockery reddit thread to get started. 66 No wonder you're hiding behind cover, I'd hide too with a face like that! ]; Here is a list of 100 bardic insults for use with vicious Mockery. Brains aren’t everything. Casting Time: 1 action Range: 60 feet Components: V Duration: Instantaneous. 89 How does it feel that you're not worthy of anyone casting a decent spell on you! Oh.. that's just your face. I hope your day is filled with people like you. ", You signed in with another tab or window. You monolog like a subpar 60's batman villan! One day I'm going to make a ballad of this fight. Your mother's so ugly, folk turn to stone just incase they might happen to catch a glimpse of her face!
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